JJ
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Post by JJ on Jun 10, 2010 15:11:32 GMT 1
A professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of thingy amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.
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Post by McF on Jun 10, 2010 16:49:43 GMT 1
Brilliant ;D;D
There's a lot of them where I'm living - In a 7 mile commute I must see dozens
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Post by rj2para (Bisto) on Jun 10, 2010 21:50:34 GMT 1
Cracker JJ, I did wonder were you were going with that one.
lol.
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Post by De Graaf van Salland on Jun 11, 2010 21:09:59 GMT 1
I think a similar research project must be going on here. But "our professor" has probably asked the men to fly an orange flag from their cars ;D
Nice one JJ
GvS
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Post by McF on Jun 12, 2010 7:58:19 GMT 1
They were out in force on the M25 yesterday when I came home.
It must have been their "behave like a complete prat" convention because none of them could drive. I got carved up several times and almost always it was some d1ck with 2 or more flags.
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hairyuk
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:40:32 GMT 1
This guy bought his wife a burial plot for her birthday. The following year when he bought her nothing, she complained. He said, "What are you complaining about? You didn't use the present I bought you last year"
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:41:20 GMT 1
My 3 year old daughter was trying to open a yoghurt this morning, after a few minutes she started getting stressed and said "stupid twattin effing lid" my wife looked at me and said "wheres she got that from?" I said "the fridge you effing thick thingy"
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:42:05 GMT 1
A woman has just come up to me holding an unlit f*g. She said, "Have you got a light thingy?"I replied, "Well it floats in the bath!"
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:42:45 GMT 1
Have you seen Sky News today? 3 Cliff Walkers have fell to their death in Wales. I can't believe they all had the same name.
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:43:50 GMT 1
Tommy went into a shop and bought a golf ball. The man said "Shall I wrap it?" Tommy said, "No, I'll drive it home!"
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hairyuk
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:44:30 GMT 1
A 93 year old man's sat on the kerb crying. Passerby asks "whats up?" Old man moans "I'm 93, married to a 21 year old Swedish underwear model who wants sex twice before breakfast, again before lunch, once before tea and again at night!" Passerby says "whats the problem?" The old man replies "I can't effing remember where I live!"
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:45:56 GMT 1
I went to the doctors suffering from premature ejaculation, he said it must be very stressful for your wife. I said, to be perfectly honest it's getting on her tits.
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:47:46 GMT 1
I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days.It's on its last legs now.
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:48:11 GMT 1
Just been to Tesco's With the wife, and out of the blue she says" You're one lazy sod" Well I nearly fell out of the trolley !
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Post by hairyuk on Jun 29, 2012 19:49:07 GMT 1
A man goes to confession after a 16 year absence. As he sits in the booth, he looks around and says to the the priest, "Confessions have really changed father, I don't remember a leather chair, Guiness on tap and gay porn mags being in the booth before?" The priest replied, "That's because your in my effing seat!"
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