Post by notlob on Feb 23, 2013 23:44:33 GMT 1
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting on a golf course one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!*
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such inept
golf!' The priest said, 'Here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him.'
'Hello, George!*, he said *What's wrong with that group ahead of
us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment, then the priest said, 'That's so
sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The engineer said, 'Why can't they play at night?'
;D ;D
ATB
Ray.
The engineer fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!*
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such inept
golf!' The priest said, 'Here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him.'
'Hello, George!*, he said *What's wrong with that group ahead of
us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment, then the priest said, 'That's so
sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The engineer said, 'Why can't they play at night?'
;D ;D
ATB
Ray.