notlob
Hits the TON !
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Post by notlob on Nov 20, 2012 21:22:34 GMT 1
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the coffin out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan. They open the coffin and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!" ;D
ATB Ray.
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Post by noakira on Nov 20, 2012 21:41:25 GMT 1
Husband and Wife standing by a wishing well...........
Wife falls in...........................
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pikey
Bad ass biker
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Post by pikey on Nov 21, 2012 8:15:51 GMT 1
Three old guys agree to meet up down the pub, each with something that for them symbolises Christmas.
The first turns up with a candle and duly lights it saying, "I always remember my old Mum lighting a candle on the dinner table on Christmas day".
The second turns up with a sprig of holly saying, "we were sent out to pick holly as kids, then Mum an Dad would put it around the door and over the fireplace".
The third old fella turned up with a thong and a lacy peep hole bra.
"what the ferk are they"? Asked the other two.
He replied, "they`re Carols"!
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