Post by deedee on Jun 29, 2012 3:17:00 GMT 1
An 81 year old man is given a specimen bottle to provide a sperm sample for his doctor...
He returns for his appointment a week later with the bottle empty.
The nurse asks him: "Why he hasn't provided the sperm sample?"
His reply was; "I'm sorry;
I tried with my right hand,
then I tried with My left...
Then my wife tried with BOTH hands,
& then, she tried it with her mouth,
first with teeth in, then teeth out...
We even got Ethel from next door to try...
But, it was no good...
Whatever we tried;
We just couldn't get the specimen bottle open!"
He returns for his appointment a week later with the bottle empty.
The nurse asks him: "Why he hasn't provided the sperm sample?"
His reply was; "I'm sorry;
I tried with my right hand,
then I tried with My left...
Then my wife tried with BOTH hands,
& then, she tried it with her mouth,
first with teeth in, then teeth out...
We even got Ethel from next door to try...
But, it was no good...
Whatever we tried;
We just couldn't get the specimen bottle open!"
