Post by outlaw on Jul 18, 2010 9:14:09 GMT 1
A lawyer boarded an airplane in Stornoway with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box
and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer,
and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in Glasgow , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me crabs in Stornoway, please raise his hand?"
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
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asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box
and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer,
and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in Glasgow , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me crabs in Stornoway, please raise his hand?"
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
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