notlob
Hits the TON !
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Post by notlob on Sept 15, 2013 21:19:01 GMT 1
A guy is playing golf on his own when he gets a hole in one. He's peed off that no-one is there to witness it, but his frustration turns to delight as a genie appears when he lifts his ball from the hole.
"I'm the genie of the hole in one and hereby grant you one wish," he announces.
Without too much hesitation the golfer asks for a bigger thingy. The genie tells him that his wish is granted, before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Throughout the day he can feel his thingy getting longer and longer. Initially he's very pleased, but he starts to get worried once it grows past his kneecap. Worry then turns to horror as it grows to the point where it's poking out from the bottom of his trousers.
Knowing that he needs to do something, he hides away until darkness before setting off back to golf course with the intention of getting another hole in one. Armed with a spotlight and a huge bucket of balls, he hits shot after shot until eventually he manages to get one straight into the hole.
Sure enough, as he picks his ball out, the genie appears.
"I am the genie of .... oh, it's you again," says the genie, "What do you want this time?"
"What do I want this time! Look!" Says the golfer pointing at his knob, which is now poking out a good three inches.
"Oops," says the genie, "You want me to shorten that?"
"NO!" Says the golfer. "I want you to lengthen my trousers."
ATB Ray.
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