notlob
Hits the TON !
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Post by notlob on Aug 26, 2013 21:08:01 GMT 1
The priest in a small English village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c ock was missing. He knew about the c ock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c ock?" All the men stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c ock?" All the women stood up. "No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c ock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up ! "No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c ock?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!
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Post by rattypete on Nov 3, 2013 20:32:36 GMT 1
Yes, that made me larf
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