The medical checkup.

[notlob]

Female Medical Exam

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says: "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't remove your clothes...........just stick out your tongue!"



ATB
Ray.

[anchovy]

  A Doctor is about to see his next patient when the receptionist comes in. The next one is a bit strange she says. Shes a very attractive young blonde girl
  in her late teens who talks about her boyfriends but on the form she filled in for a new patient when she got to the question about are you sexually active she ticked the No box.  Send her in says the Doctor. In comes the girl who is very attractive indeed. Now, says the Quack could you tell me a little bit about yourself ? for example you say
 on this form that you are not sexually active but, IMHO thats a bit hard to believe. Oh, no says the girl. Im not active. i just lie there.