Post by notlob on Jun 15, 2013 20:42:12 GMT 1
Poor old Ethel passed away and as expected made her way to the Gates to be met by St Peter who questioned her about her conduct on earth.
While they were chatting there was an unearthly scream!
"What was that?" said Ethel
"Just one of the new angels having their wing mountings drilled" said Peter
A little later another scream from behind the gates.
"What is it this time?" said Ethel
"Oh they're drilling the hole for the halo fixing" said Peter
"Sod that" said Ethel, "I'd rather go to Hell!"
"Don't do that" said Peter, "You'll get raped and buggered down there!"
"Maybe" said Ethel, "But I've already got the bloody holes for that!"
ATB
Ray.
While they were chatting there was an unearthly scream!
"What was that?" said Ethel
"Just one of the new angels having their wing mountings drilled" said Peter
A little later another scream from behind the gates.
"What is it this time?" said Ethel
"Oh they're drilling the hole for the halo fixing" said Peter
"Sod that" said Ethel, "I'd rather go to Hell!"
"Don't do that" said Peter, "You'll get raped and buggered down there!"
"Maybe" said Ethel, "But I've already got the bloody holes for that!"
ATB
Ray.